Lansing 2004: A Roach Free Event

Practical: Hey who goofed up? Where's the write up?

Scholastic: You didn't hear? We didn't go this year. Heavy use of repellant...

Practical: Whaddya mean "didn't go?" We got invited to teach last year.

Traditional: We didn't this year. We didn't even get an announcement.

New Age: They must have forgotten or something...

Traditional: Well, when we contacted them in the winter, we were told that there would be no parallel sessions this year and there probably would not be room for us.

Tinker: Really? Did you see the list of classes? If the seminar isn't a week, they had to run some in parallel.

New Age: Are you saying they lied? Western martial artists wouldn't lie. Its not chivalrous.

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Troll:  You dumb bug. Always lie. Just not admit. You no read "the Prince?"

Practical: Troll, you read? Really?

Troll: Scholastic teach. She still get mad if say words. Hit with paper.

Tinker: So the end result was we didn't go?

Practical: Nope.  Matthew 7:6 and all that.

New-Age:  ::sniff-sniff::  They don't like us anymore...

Troll: Too bad, but food there not that good. No meat.

Practical: then why did you want to go?

Troll: Yankee waterbugs easy...